Painting by Anthony Freda:

Government agencies such as FEMA are allegedly teaching that the Founding Fathers should be considered terrorists.

Indeed, the government might consider you a potential terrorist if you take one of the following actions:

And holding the following beliefs may also be considered grounds for suspected terrorism:

If the Founding Fathers were alive today, they would probably run afoul of all of these categories.

As such, they could very well end up indefinitely detained at Gitmo … or assassinated.